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Fat Ass [Unhinged]

Fat Ass [Unhinged]

Magic: The Gathering

Set:	Unhinged
Type:	Creature — Donkey Shaman
Rarity:	Common
Cost:	{4}{G}

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

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